trueyouandmixemotions

Tim Burton’s given us some pretty grisly sights—Sweeney Todd’s throat slittings, Danny DeVito as the Penguin, even Marky Mark kissing a monkey chick (honorable mention on this list)—but it was the wet one that the Now-Headed Horseman plants on Lady Van Tassel at the end of this adaptation of Washington “I also wrote Rip Van Winkle, bitches” Irving’s story that earns top honors. First, there’s Walken’s teeth—black, sickly and corroded like any reputable dead dude’s should be. Second, in the midst of smooching his newfound love, he makes the lady’s mouth bleed. Yeah, ew. Last, when she pulls away, her mouth is a bloody, shredded mess! She was an evil bitch and all that, but sheesh, guys. Now I need to clear my head and watch Frankenweenie.

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